Hell Central - In this year of strange global weather changes, the unthinkable has happened. Severe weather has gone beyond the globe into what is known as the earth's outer darkness or what is more commonly referred to as "Hell".
"This is something I never planned for," Satan told reporters. "All bets are off. I have to re-assess all of our planned activities. I've gone from steaming hot tubs to frozen fishponds. I had to order 400,000 pairs of ice skates. Do you know what it's like to keep a Hellion happy? Damn, someone needs to get up there and see what the 'hell's' wrong with the sun." (Satan then suggested, that scientist do their studies of the sun at night, "when it's not so hot.") Satan was also heard complaining that wearing hot wool clothing was giving him jock itch.
Most Hellions claim the weather is a nice change, but others appear to be very depressed. Hell based psychiatrists say they are treating many patients for what they have determined to be a kind of "Post Mortem Depression."
So, it appears what they say is true - some like it hot!