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Friday, 26 January 2007

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Presidential hopeful Emilio Suarez woos the voters in D.C.

The White House has hatched a new plan to manage the issue of non-voters it was revealed today.

The Celebrity Panel, familiar to millions as the Pop Idol /American Idol judges, are in talks to host a new quest for the next President of the United States.

A frenzy has ensued in Louisianna as many people believe that a Zydeco style President is long overdue.

Former Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has declared his interest and is rumoured to be brushing up on his old College Fraternity 'Marx Brothers' routine.

Auditions are due to take place in a few months up and down America.

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