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Topics: Iraq

Thursday, 25 January 2007

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Get the hell out of there boys, they want to use your nipples for target practice

Baghdad- 'It is a great day for this great country' said US Secretary of State and hot chick Condaliza Rice. The leaders of the Shite community and the Northern Turds, got round the table today and agreed that they would stop pointing their guns, tanks and bombs at the Iraqi people and start to work together toward Jihad against the West.

British Prime Mobster, rose to address the House of Lemmings at PM's Question time 'after many months and far too much bloodshed, the fact that we can get these people to agree to stop killing each other and work together toward a more dangerous world for the rest of us is a huge step forward'.

Shite Cleric Haman Zewari talk-crappy al BoratisCool said of todays monumental events 'Turds and Shites now need to unite against a common enemy.

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