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Wednesday, 24 January 2007

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Sick, disgusting, ugly and vile.

Washington - New closer more detailed high tech and fancy Satellite pictures of North Korea have outlined the hellish reality of life in the hermit kingdom. North Korean authorities appear to have been stockpiling a large arsenal of Soap Operas from all over the world, which can only be used for crimes against humanity.

Episodes of Eastenders, Dynasty and other appalling weapons of torture are thought to be among the silos.

Towards the Russian Border, Satellite Images reveal the construction of several Disney Theme Parks, all Directed towards Japan and other sites of Western Interest. Such weapons of Mass (intelligence) destruction were outlawed by international treaties in the 1950s for all countries apart from the USA. North Korea is thought to be in breech of such treaties by constructing such installations.

Pictures of the major cities in North Korea reveal a surreal life, where citizens are forced to eat burgers and fries, are trapped in jobs they do not want to do and are poorly educated. The difference between North Korea and Western Society couldn't be greater in the 21st century.

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