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Monday, 22 January 2007

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Steve Irwin? Crikey!

Australia, Steve Irwin, highly respected nature and wildlife conservationist who was tragically killed in an accident while swimming with stingrays has returned to earth taking the form of a crocodile.

Teri Irwin, the first to discover his return was surprised to hear one of the crocodiles in their nature reserve making an unusual sound.

Zoo personnel volunteered, Teri was hearing something oddly familiar at night resembling Steve's signature saying coming from the crock pen that sounded like, "Crikey".

The staff of the zoo were told to listen for the unusual sound and finally isolated it to a 15 foot crocodile named Goliath.

"I know it's a lot to over come", said Teri,"him being a crock and me being human my love for Steve goes far beyond species boundries".

Last seen the couple were happily swimming in the crock pond at the Irwin nature reserve.

The world misses Steve and wishes the couple all the happiness that can be expected from such a unique relationship.

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Buck E Filbert
Jan 22 2007

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