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Topics: Britney Spears

Saturday, 20 January 2007

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Inca Stones found underneath Miss Spears' clitoris

For years it has lain undiscovered inside her cheap cotton panties. Now, explorers have finally ventured into the dense jungle of Britney Spears' nether regions.

In an amazing journey through uncharted territory, the explorers have found seven new species of beetle, one previously unknown type of freshwater alligator and an infestation of basking crabs.

But the greatest discovery of all was announced this morning. An entire Inca city, preserved in all its glory, was lying just behind the labia minora. The city still held a small population of humans, who had been living off the local wildlife.

The Inca civilisation was previously believed to have been wiped out by Spanish conquerors in the 16th century. But it appears that Miss Spears' minge is the final refuge for these honourable and respected people.

Britney Spears has been advised that her intention to have a 'Brazilian' may endanger the Incas.

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