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Thursday, 18 January 2007

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Bush's senior drugs advisor

George 'dubya' and Tony 'double0' took their relationship one step further today as they dropped acid together, and stared into each other's eyes claiming to be able to see their maker.

In scenes reminiscent of the relationship between sixties avant-garde bosom-buddies Paul McCartney and John Lennon, dubya and double0, laughed incoherently, and then vomited over each other's suits before talking more utter shite for twenty-four hours.

Emerging victorious into the Washington sun, both men said they'd done it for liberty and mother America because they could.

'I have always been a big admirer of Warhol,' said Blair, still dabbing vomit from his lips. 'But that was one bad trip, man.'

Bush slapped his friend on the back, and said:

'Come on, pussy. Now's not the time to back out. This is the best part of the trip, the best part of the trip.'

Then he grabbed the mike and spun it around his head several times before knocking himself out.

Drug Rehabilitation Agencies across the world have condemned the act as one of 'utter reckless stupidity', and a very bad example similar to the notorious Bill Gates, 'PC-onna-back-of-yo-hand-mam' incident at Buckingham Palace.

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