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Wednesday, 17 January 2007

Brad Pitt and Angeline Jolie were involved in a hold up at gun point today while handing out seeds to children in Iraq.

While doing charity work in Iraq the couple were involved in a teeth chattering hold up. While they were handing out seeds to families in the area to help them grow food, a miniature local man held the couple up in an unprovoked attack.

The small man charged up to where the couple were and pointed his gun at Brad Pitts' bits demanding 3 bags of seeds and a signature from both Pitt and Jolie. Pitt obliged, frightened for his and his wife's lives.

Locals in the area say that this was completely out of character for the man who they had all grown up with. 'He just wants his family to be fed says his neighbour who lives in the mud hut next to him.

Pitt issued a statement later the same day saying, 'It is in mine and my family's best interests that we don't visit that area again, in future we will drop the seeds from the air instead.'

The local man is reported to have went straight home and planted his seeds after the hold up.

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