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Wednesday, 17 January 2007

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"I pottered around the 300 acre gardens, pondering my escape from this hell. Yet Champagne is delectable..."

It is now thought gallow man Saddam Hussein & former leader of now 'safe as houses' Iraqi kept a blog of his final days in US captivity.

The Toshiba laptop which was donated by close friend George Galloway revealed today that his final days were far from harrowing. Hussein enjoyed 'Banquets fit for a king',was offered state sponsored hookers & was plied with expensive Italian wine.

A former prisoner in Iraqi who was beaten senseless for 3000 days in a secret prison under a Baghdad McDonald's restaurant was up in arms today. "This man killed, maimed & tortured thousands over his reign. I would have rather he was living in 2 Star accommodation than the 5 he was getting. It's outrageous".

Baghdad is now thought to be 300% secure & lives of normal Iraqi peasants have been changed forever. "It's as if beheading, car bombings & bloodshed had never happened", one local man said. "I can now walk the streets & not be scared of being kidnapped, beaten up, sexually molested with a cattlepod & shot. I'd like to extend my thanks to America & the UK. We now have over 600 fast food restaurants!"

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