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Tuesday, 16 January 2007

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In god we trust to behead Saddam's aides

According to the Government adviser Bassam al-Husseini, god personally attended the hanging and took part in the atrocity.

"I had lunch with god and I invited him to attend the hanging" he said, "god was grateful for the invitation and was excited to be invited to an execution".

"Not only did god want to attend, he wanted to participate".

The Iraqi government, under advisement from their adviser, Bassam al-Husseini, decided to capture god on camera, in action.

In the clip shown to reporters, if you look carefully you can see the hand of god wielding a chain saw beheading one of the Saddam`s aides.

Not all reporters could see it. Spiritually challenged reporters could not see the hand of god in action. The true believers saw it clearly.

Meanwhile over in America Bush`s expressed satisfaction and thanked god for supporting his plans for Iraq.

Disclosure: The reporter Andrew PK Yap could not see a thing

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