MOSQUITO CREEK, ALABAMA--Designed to appeal to a younger crowd and help build up sagging membership. The Grand Imperial Wizard Dragon of the KKK, Ron Edwards, has decided to switch to a more trendier and fashion conscience look.
This week the organization introduced their new line of designer brand clothing. o-KKK. We're sending out a clear message that says, "It's O-K to use terrorism, violence and acts of intimidation to oppress African Americans and the propagation of our race with a bigoted philosophy into the next century."
Heads will turn when you walk down the Boulevard carrying your burning cross dressed in these smart, bright, sunny-yellow, one piece, open-bottomed jumper.
Scare those rainy-day clouds away with built-in matching pointy wide-brim cap guaranteed to keep you dry in the worst weather.
These duds not only fight off the elements, they're radio-active proof, too! No need to duck and cover when the big ones fall. These suits can take the punishment with no problem and when the contaminated isotope 10-90 dust settles, just pop it in the washer & tumble dry. It's that simple. You're ready for another night of bombing and lynching.
If your looking to join this family of Yahoos bent on domination of the world, filled with hate and hostile intent, regarding racial, religious, or national groups, come on board.
Demented dogma never looked sooo good!