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Wednesday, 10 January 2007

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The successful aerial bombing in southern Somalia by the United States Airforce in a special operation designed to destroy and expel Al-Qaeda operatives in the southern region enclave of the horn of Africa has resulted into diplomatic deadlock between the pseudo-quasi Somali government and the USA.

The Somali government is claiming US$.99c for damages to 20 boulders, a huge trademark pot-hole on an unpaved track road and one dry water-well from the USA, resulting from bombardments from an AC-130 aircraft Gunship.

The USA has refuted the claim, stating the damages are not in excess of US$.01c. The Somali government has in return threatened to boycott all future financial aid from America if the US$.99c is not paid in full.

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