Reeling from the news on Sunday that Archbishop Stanislaw Wielgus was a Spy for Poland's communist police force, the Vatican have dropped another bombshell about a fellow clergyman.
It appears that the Archbishop of Cologne, Joachim Meisner, has been ousted as once being of 'heterosexual persuasion'.
A Vatican source informed The Spoof of the indiscretion, thought to have been in the mid 80's, after an internal investigation following a tip off from an unnamed Nun. He told us, "It has long been suspected that a there are a few rotten apples in the Catholic church but we never anticipated anything as disgusting as this."
He dismissed claims that the Nun had been 'felt up' after Sunday mass and offered his explanation as to what had happened. "I believe that the Nun in question approached Cardinal Giovanni Battista Re early this morning after her usual Monday clean up of the Archbishop's appartment. Apparently she had found a copy of Razzle under his sticky bedsheets".
It is thought that Archbishop Meisner deviated from the 'normal' sexual practices of his fellow clergymen after seeing a Madonna's Like a Prayer video on MTV.
The Vatican have yet to make an official statement at this time and would also not comment on the alleged discovery of Polonium 210 in the Archbishop of Krakow's backpack.