Us Troops currently serving in Iraq are to be given special combat rights which include state sponsored torture, friendly fire wild cards & a range of new weapons including a state of the art weapon which can incinerate a human to ashes in 3 seconds. Troops under the new bill, nicknamed the "Shoot'em all" policy will be more freely allowed to use their weapons, killing both civilians & insurgents.
President George Bush described the new policy as "the bullet that cut the red tape". He also stated that US troops serving in Iraq will be given bonus points for "bad guys" shot dead & a leaderboard is currently being put together to show the winners & losers of the war.
The rest of the world have shown their disgust for the new policy however Tony Blair is said to have "gone along" with the new measures & is even thinking of implementing them in the UK forces.