Memphis Tenn. Jan 5 2007. Once Britney Spears' vagina was emancipated and set free to pursue a career on her own she's been on a whirlwind tour promoting her tell all book titled, "Your Cup of Tea is Not My Bag", that's a warning against the hazards associated with vulva abuse.
Carolina the vagina's 100 city tour has been cut short by protest groups picketing her lectures at every stop along the way.
Religious groups and family associations are up in arms over Carolina trying to get her message heard.
Jerry Fallwell activist against perversion and pornography in society is against Carolina speaking, I find Carolina's message confusing at best, I can't get past the fact that I'm listening to a talking vagina to absorb anything she's saying.
One picket carrying soccer mom who preferred to remain anonymous chanted, "Loose lips sink ships! Loose lips sink ships! This is a disturbing development I mean talking vaginas. I find it totally unnerving to see labia majora forming words. It's sick! She's planning a music tour, does that include dancing penises?"
Women's groups across the nation are rallying to Carolina's side, they believe she's being exploited when in fact it's, Carolina the Vagina, doing the exploiting of everyone around her.
It seems not only did Britney's vagina cause a stir while attached to her body but continues to create controversy everywhere it's seen.
Carolina's lecture tour has been cut short for the time being. All up coming appearances are cancelled until further notice.
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From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Jan 5 2007