In an unprecedented move today the Iraqi government hung one of Saddam Hussein's many doubles in front of cameras, doctors and officials. The tape will be released to Iraqi television to prove to the many feuding factions in the country that Hussein #2 is in fact, dead.
Government officials revealed that America never really apprehended the deposed tyrant but instead contend the quivering man found in a hole in the ground was a Hussein body double.
Fact is the former Iraqi dictator had as many as 9 known body doubles that were surgically altered to pass as Hussein, even to his closest confidants.
The Iraqi war has gone into cost overruns, to off set these deficits the new government has decided to run, pay per view hangings, for the next couple of months.
One Iraqi official offered a reasonable explanation for the action, "we never really knew who ordered the atrocities to our countrymen, Hussein or one of Hussein's many look a likes. Saddam has always claimed he never ordered any heinous crimes against humanity, we tend to believe him. It is very possible our illustrious leader never ordered the killing of innocent citizens. It was his doubles ordering the slaughters.
When they run out of Saddams they will be accepting applications for Saddam Hussein wannabes. Iraq is adding new dimension to the term, head hunter.
A plastic surgeon claiming to have performed face changes to both Saddam and Osoma Bin laden altered them look like Elvis Presley. Why Elvis? Well, it's good to be, The King.
It's rumored the real Saddam is hanging in Dubai. He and Osama Bin laden have gone in half's on one of the, under construction island paradises called, The World,
The World is a string of man made islands built to specification off the coast of Dubai. The World is scheduled to be completed within the next few years.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Dec 30 2006