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Saturday, 30 December 2006

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Rejecting normal forms of execution, Saddam choses to go out his own way.

Saddam Hussein, deposed leader of Iraq, was allowed by the new government to chose his own form of execution. While many thought that he would prefer lethal injection or a firing squad, Hussein was having none of that. He also passed on hanging, the electric chair, and the gas chamber. Stranger forms of capital punishment, such as being eaten by piranhas or attacked by lions or bears, were also ignored.

Saddam's chosen form of execution is to be forced to have sex with both Hillary Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. In a brief statement from his prison, the former dictator said that "Hey, it killed Bill Clinton's career, didn't it?"

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