Weirdo street magician, David Blaine, has announced his latest stunt to be entitled 'Sod all'
The card-trickster cum street levitator is intending to do absolutely nothing for a whole six months and experts are telling us that it's Blaine's most ambitious showpiece to date. A spokesman for the Weird One told us:
"This is David's most dangerous escapade ever. You must understand that for somebody like him who constantly craves publicity and adulation, then risking keeping a low profile for such an extended period could well prove fatal"
However The Spoof understands that there will be tabloid journalists nearby and if Dave's profile is dropping completely off the scale, then they will produce some headlines as a quick career revival mechanism.
But top UK magician and ex-syrup wearer, Paul Daniels, poured scorn on the event:
"I not going to like this quite a lot. He can't possibly pull it off; it just can't be done. The last person to try something along these lines ended up working for Tesco in a distribution centre when he fell so far out of the public eye that he couldn't be found again. In fact I can't even remember his name now and he was once a huge star.
"That's how dangerous this stunt is and I simply don't accept that he's even gonna try it. I reckon he has a load of doubles around the place."
Paul's assistant, the lovely Debbie McGee was out shopping when we called so she made no comment but Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy fame said:
"That bloody white tiger Montecore! I hate the bastard!"