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Friday, 22 December 2006

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A rose by any other name might not smell as sweet

Recently emancipated, the vagina formally known as Britney Spears, 'Carolina the Vagina" has been making a public plea on various forums for everyone to stop vulva abuse everywhere.

Recent studies have indicated women have been much more abusive to their privates since the introduction of the internet. Adult internet sites have opened womens minds to just how far they can stretch the depths of their imaginations when it comes to vagina manipulation. It would
seem the flexibility of the tool is much broader than previously speculated.

Carolina the Vagina, has been making the talk circuit rounds explaining the horrors of vulva and labia abuse. She's been on everyone from Springer, where they had a slip and slide competition, to Dr Phil, an enlightening chat with a gaggle of gash.

"A vagina can be scarred for life from over use and repeated exposure, stated Carolina, what has the world come to when a kitty can't expect even the most basic courtesy in privacy issues".

In the past rarely were privates public, they were tucked away where bits and pieces were supposed to be. Today's trend has been to use privates for publicity and notoriety.

Dick Picker, head of, The Society to Prevent Vaginal Abuse, says, "while a lot of people are under the impression vaginas are indestructible organs nothing could be further from the truth, vaginas are delicate little flowers that deserve our respect and kindness".

When people were asked their opinion on this issue one man looked confused and said, my wifes don't say nothing, but I've always suspected it was in deep, dark thought.

See associated articles:

Britney Spears' vagina sues for emancipation

Britney Spears' vagina is free

Britney Spears Vagina speaks out on vulva abuse


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Dec 21 2006

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