Written by Al N.
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Monday, 30 October 2017

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"Whether it's a big bomb or a small one depends how pissed off I am," said Trump.

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump insinuated that if the FBI and the fake news press wanted to see him start a nuclear war with North Korea, that they should just keep up the phoney Russian investigation.

"I already gave them the perpretator of the whole Russian collusion plot-Crooked Hillary, who paid for the whole thing. And they want to continue to harass ME about it. Well, first I'm going to fire everybody working on the investigation, and then I'm going to pardon everybody they said they have warrants for. And then if that Korean Fat Rocket Boy wants to say anything, he can just EAT A NUKE! If I'm going out, I'm taking a lot of people with me! Because now they've forced me to do it. Sad."

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