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Wednesday, 11 October 2017

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Hillary straining to push out a big one

In an effort to boost flagging sales, the notorious loser, Hillary, has renamed her losing 'book', from the insipid "What Happened?", to "I Fart". The new publisher selected for this new edition is a little known vanity publisher the name of which we actually forgot, some time ago. This bit of news was actually conveyed to us directly from her supposed husband, Bill, in a call to our newsroom environmental hotline.

According to Bill, the name was one he suggested in red pencil the minute he spent reviewing the work, just prior to throwing it in the trash (land-fill alert), along with five pairs of Hillary's panties.

We recorded Bill's call to our newsroom and transcribed the meat below:


"The book really stinks. Her panties really stink. She has always really stunk. It's the one enduring thing about Hillary. She actually smells much worse than a fart, more like fire and brimstone and sewage and dead cats. But most people react to the new title very positively. We expect to make hundreds on the new edition; not enough to make up for the thousands we lost on the first edition, but hey, can I come down and take a bite out of your hamburger? Whatcha got to drink? Don't give me no Aspartame now."

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