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Wednesday, 4 October 2017

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And I though Donald was a "Dopey Duck!" Well BOJO loves to laugh at Dead Libyans, arise Lord Gaddafi!

The British foreign secretary, conservative chief buffoon and renowned general clown, called BOJO (for the editor's sake) has decided to turn his attention to real, black British humor, instead of acting like a diplomat, politician (well they're a bunch of buffoons anyway, but BOJO takes the bucket!) by making a grand joke in front of his cohorts at the Conservative party conference using Libyan "dead bodies!"

OK, we have freaky Farage spouting off in front of the EU parliament saying the EU is taking the UK as hostages!! No, the UK are a bunch of ostriches with their heads buried in the sand because who voted for Brexit?? The EU certainly did not!

Now we have his best Brexit bungler spouting off about dead bodies in Libya because he feels a war zone would be a great place to open a Disneyland fun park! Libyan sun, pristine beaches and wonderful, armed, friendly terrorist militia groups would welcome Brit package tourists because BOJO hates Europe, but only when he's not holidaying in his luxury villa in Tuscany, Italy! "However, please clear those dead bodies away first before Brits invade your wonderful, blood-ridden country!" BTW, we shouldn't forget those lovely "slimy slave smugglers" residing on the very same beaches shipping Africans to Europe on leaky boats, BOJO loves them too!

So, level-headed Brits (my butt!) who voted for these morons, they are the ones who are leading you all to a dark abyss, but as long as they can scream "Rule Britannia" down the throats of the rest of the world, I guess you will keep flying your Union Jack flags in support!

God shave the Queen and please send Farage and BOJO to the f'ing Tower...

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