Having received dozens of emails over the last few weeks (most asking us if we have any intention of paying the legal costs to a law suit) asking if we understand this whole "fake news" thing. Don't worry fair readers we do.
So here is a quick list of major world events and if they are or are not "Fake News".
1. Anything published by Back and to the Left News- This is most certainly not fake news and you should be ashamed of yourself for thinking it possibly could be
2. Brexit- Never happened. There is in fact little to no evidence that Europe actually exists with all flights to Spain getting diverted to Cornwall.
3. The North Korea Crisis- This is very much real despite the fact two world leaders now sound like they were written by the South Park guys
4. The Holocaust- Not fake news. If you believe it is you're definitely a NAZI
5. Trident-Magic undetectable submarines that roam the oceans? Ready to dispense nuclear fire at any opportunity? Definitely fake news
6. Michael Gove- Animated cardboard cut-out of a cock. Certainly fake news
7. Your wife's affair- She's leaving you man. It's happening you've mistreat her for years and now it's biting you on the ass.
We hope this clears up any confusion towards what is and what is not fake news. So from now on if anything happens and you think "I smell bullshit" you probably do. Send us an email and we'll tell you if it's fake news or not. Thanks for listening.