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Saturday, 2 September 2017

image for The Inappropriate Wars Continue as Malcolm WhatsHisName cancels Invasion Referendum - Worried Invaders more popular than he is.
While the Aussies squabble about what is appropriate the NZMAP Beach head just gets bigger

In the next legal move to thwart the New Zealand Mainland Annexation Parties (NZMAP) invasion Malcolm WhatsHisName was planning to run a referendum on whether the invasion was appropriate or not. They could then use this in their high court case against NZMAP where Judge Sleeper Sheeper is deciding on the appropricity of the invasion.

Despite having 632 government lawyers working on the issue, little progress has been made as apparently the coffee machine in the big meeting room is broken and they have deferred meeting until it is fixed. They had been very busy anyway with a huge kerfuffle yesterday when they found out certain dissident environmentalist groups were going to use the adjective highly inappropriate in their fierce denunciation of the beach habitat damage done by invading forces at the beachhead. They had to stop the entire department with a nation wide video hookup to denounce this inappropriate use of such a potentially offensive adjective.

The PM department has been running polls and has found a very worrying trend that many ordinary Australians actually favor the invaders. Many are saying, "well at least they can organize an invasion, that's more than Malcolm WhatsHisName can organize".

Mothers for the Home Country Association
say in was inappropriate that police arrested militia fighters trying to hold the beach in the absence of any government troops. They demanded to know why the police were cowering behind petty laws when the very sovereignty of the nation was at stake. Why weren't they taking up arms against the invaders like their husbands?. Police spokesperson as usual avoided the issue with weasel words, "it would be inappropriate to comment on the issue as it is now before the courts, but the law is the law".

Mothers for the Home Country Association
released this statement in response to all the brave uniforms cowering under their desks. The definition of inappropriate is - a spineless person who seeks to avoid due responsibility and use slimy weasel words to still appear like a pillar of society. Police responded by saying the definition of inappropriate is inappropriate and they intend to arrest the dictionary company for sedition.

Meanwhile the NZMAP Beach head grows larger every day as more troops and supplies arrive.

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