Iraq - All the NATO troops in Iraq staged a walk out on the war today. The surprising result has been nation wide peace. Today, there were no car bombs, no IEDs exploded and no sniping to report and it appears without opposition there is little resistance.
The troops had a meeting and concluded they didn't really have the faintest idea of why or who they were fighting. So they decided to quit.
President Bush held a press conference, stamping his feet, stating, "They can't just walk out, it's unprecedented, it's un-American, we can't carry on a decent war without troops. This won't do at all".
Sergeant Willis, spokesman for the walkout said, "until someone can give us a reasonable explanation as to why we're here we're not playing war anymore."
The press was terribly upset over the news, there's nothing dramatic to report, no body count, they may just have to come home.
The Shiites, Sonnies and Curds drew straws to decide who would get what land. Iraq will be split into three countries to be known as Sheitsville, Curd Town and Sonnievania.
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert
Dec 18 2006