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Wednesday, 23 August 2017

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Sinn Fein spokesman, Ivorgot Naughton

Three Irish jihadists from Kinvara in Co Galway were today jailed following a hearing in the Dublin Supreme Court.

Mohammed O'Shaugnessy, Fatima Murphy and Javed O'Connor were convicted of terrorism offences during the busy Kinvara Hate Festival, an annual event organised by Sinn Fein that attracts bigots and anti-social miscreants from all over the world for a week of condemning democracy, shouting at the UK and generally picking on minority religions they know absolutely nothing about.

The three jihadists pleaded guilty to "throwing themselves at passing motor cars" at the junction of Wehate Israel Road and Wehatebrits Street.

A spokesman for Sinn Fein, Ivorgot Naughton, claimed it was nothing to do with them, in the same way the Northern Ireland troubles were similarly nothing to do with them either.

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