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Wednesday, 26 July 2017

image for Bavarian pupils in shock as statue reveals penis of "Sun worshipper!"
Michel's is slightly smaller than the "Sun worshipper's" dangling in front of a Bavarian school!

The Bavarian art world believed their bronze statue standing outside a junior school would be appropriate; however, the "Sun Worshipper's" penis is proving to be too much of an attraction for the kids!

German kids with open-mouths are standing in front of the statue mesmerised by the thing dangling between the figure's legs and his rear end is also causing quite an uproar!

Now Germans are renowned for their love of FKK (Nudism on holiday beaches) and families enjoying their beach holidays really don't give a damn. However a bronze statue stuck in front of a juniour school in prude, conservative Bavaria, is proving too much of a challenge, so the artist who made the sculpture has been forced to cover the "Sun Worshipper's" penis during school time, and strip him at the weekend; German logic I guess!

Bavarian school kids armed with smartphones have been taking photos and filming their mates alongside the rather oversized "tool" and sending their pieces of art all over social media sites. Now German police have intervened, arrested the artist, Walter B, and accused him of being a paedo, although the local council allowed the statue to be placed in front of a junior school; German logic again I guess!

Artist, Walter B, was released after agreeing to cover the penis during school times and proving to police he is certainly not a paedo! However, kids have been filmed taking a peek under the cover hoping to get a million hits on You Tube!

Parents have been advised to take their children to a nudist beach so the image of seeing a penis dangling in the park in front of their school is not too much of a shock! (As if!)

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