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Friday, 21 July 2017

MISSISSIPPI.US - American's the length and breadth of the deep south are concerned that Donald Trump's proclamation that he will "Let Obamacare Die", will not mean the end of the subsidised Healthcare system and that it may end up being resurrected after only three days.

We spoke to a Mister R. Neck of Booneville, Mississippi. "I love the Donald and usually believe everything he says, but the last time I recall someone givin' out free healthcare, it was our Lord and Saviour, Mr Jesus Christ. They couldn't kill him, and I worry that Obamacare will end up going the same way. The Bible kinda proves that".

The same noises are coming from all over the southern states. When we pressed Mr Neck on why he did not think subsidised healthcare was a good idea, he said "Why do I need it? If I need a triple heart by-pass, I'll speak to my nephew and brother Joe. He's a plumber so he'll be fine. We need more coal, more beautiful clean coal".

We asked the President for a comment on the theory that Obamacare cannot be killed, to which he responed "You Newsthump, are fake news". Which is harsh.

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