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Thursday, 20 July 2017

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Images of Germany in the year 20016.

A brilliant scientist has done the unbelievable, he has build a time machine that has allowed him to view Germany's future in the year 20016.

Ronald Mallett, 69, had success with his design of a 'tunnel' of laser light that sends messages and receive TV documentarys through time.

He said that a time machine allowing a person to travel in time will be built this century.

He is a respected theoretical physicist at the University of Connecticut, and the subject of a new documentary, 'How To Build a Time Machine'.

To get a more refined image, he build a tube six feet in diameter that intensified the wornhole and has allowed him to see and record videos of documentary's from Germany in the year 20016. His German translater Werner Heisenberg helps him translate the video's.

The video images show a German factory that mass produces high quality women for procreation. The egg donors are selected based on the age of their elderly grandparents, their high intelligence, their superior physique, and their superior hyperactive reproductive system with intense sexual desires and multiple orgasms lasting two hours.

The females are raised in state orphanages where they are educated and then released at the age of eighteen to live their natural lives. In the future there are seven thousand German women per one German man, to stay in form with mammalian evolution.

There is no general difference between a woman's womb and the factory's main function. The factory is a giant womb that holds incubators and birthing hospitals- a womb and the factory are two conditions producing one outcome, human babies.

Polygyny is also legal in Germany's future and both the mass production of women in factories and polygyny are protected by anti-genocide laws which allows for the creation of German babies.

Polygyny is typical of one-male, multi-female groups and can be found in many species including: human, gorilla, elephant seal, red-winged warbler, house wren, hamadryas baboon, common pheasant, red deer, Bengal tiger, Xylocopa varipuncta, Anthidium manicatum and elk. Oftentimes in polygynous systems, females will provide the majority of parental care.

Female android's that can give birth to human male babies have also been produced for men that are attracted to them. The male children they produce are of a higher quality with I.Q.'s as high as 4,000 as opposed to ancient I.Q.'s of 120.

Incest has also been legalized because of international genocide laws which allows for the birth of children through incest. Neanderthal fossils show that incest was 80% of the breeding habit of ancient human's and is not an abnormality as religion had deemed it at one point in earth's past.

The German Bundestag has stated that it plans to accelerate Germany into the future by implementing the conditions that professor Mallett had observed with his time machine.

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