The astonishing sight that a dog owner witnessed in Brazil of her GOLDEN retriever giving birth to a GREEN puppy has sent shock waves around the world and journalists are calling it an ALIEN arrival of the third kind, WOOF!
The innocent green puppy, one among a litter of nine, is obviously from Mars because that's where green beings live. The explanation of it's arrival in the belly of a golden retriever is easy too because it's dad was obviously a veggie and loves his greens. However, the question is why are the others a normal color and just one an alien?
This answer is also simple; papa did doggy style twice! The first time creating 8 normal colored puppies after eating corn on the cob (yellowy gold color) the second time he created a green one because in-between he needed a fresh dose of green cabbage to boost his iron levels, and that is why aliens visit earth because there aint no cabbage on Mars and they need iron to build their UFOs!
THe writer of this peculiar, spectacular spoof has just listened to "I am the walrus", and has flown out of the window after double dosing on LSD hoping to catch a green alien after seeing a green dog fly! After he returns from his trip in space, he will attempt to return to normality on a diet of green cabbage, corn on the cob, and avoid all chemicals that could distort his general view of the world as we do not know it!