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Friday, 30 June 2017

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Abbot tells priest to remove his beast

After allowing his silent religious order to communicate via the use of Facebook, Abbot Michael Lafferty, was mortified when comments that he left on one of his priest's Facebook entries went viral.

Having entered the sanctuary's working donkey into a charitable Donkey Derby, he allowed his monks to choose a name for the animal to race under.

When the priests choice was announced on Facebook he was not best pleased.

The name that the cloistered band of brothers decided upon was 'Sister Marys Ass'.

It was very childish and discourteous said an ashen faced and still visibly annoyed Abbot.

I have apologised profusely to the sister implicated.

Yes, I did leave the comment banning them from entering Sister Mary's Ass!', and upon reflection, I guess It was a Twateus Dikedeus thing to have done on social media!

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