Edmund Hillary's infamous famous last step on Everest seems to have disappeared into thin air rather like Neil Armstrong's "first step" on the moon was blasted into space fantasy and never seen again. However, the cause of Hilary's step disappearance was not caused by fantasy, a wild Yeti disposed of it whilst climbing the highest peak on the planet!
Sherpa's, blinded by the light on Everest swear they saw a wild, giant Yeti nearly at the peak, kicking the crap out of the infamous step, in fact it nearly caused an avalanche.
Edmund Hillary claimed he was the first living being to conquer Everest but, Yetis roaming the Himalayas beg to differ, as they conquered the majestic mountain centuries ago! After hearing that this giant step not for mankind, but for Nutters risking their lives was called Hillary's step, the Yetis obviously decided it was time to change the course of history and prove to everybody that not only do Yetis exist, they also were the first beings to conquer Everest.
A plaque where the infamous step used to be has been seen by the same Sherpa's blinded by the light, and they claim it say's, "Fuck Hillary and all those who came after, we are the Yeti Champions!"
An emergency helicopter was seen landing at base camp after the Sherpa's outrageous claim and the last we heard they were flown to a local Nuthouse and will certainly never carry mad mountaineer's provisions again!
The Copter pilot was also heard whistling Manfred Mann's classic hit, "blinded by the light" during the flight! Mountaineering seems to be a fucking mad hobby not without its dangers, so we should really leave it to the Yetis who obviously don't need the oxygen!