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Friday, 19 May 2017

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In a startling development, the leaders of Saudia Arabia, Israel, and the Pope all cancelled visits by Donald Trump.

"We've banned Donald Trump like he wants to ban Muslims" said King Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud of Saudia Arabia. "If he tries to enter the country he'll be Arabian Orange Ice."

"It's pretty clear that Trump leaked our secrets to the Russians. We don't trust him and if he tries to get in the country he'll have to go through the Mossad" said Israeli President Reuven Rivlin.

"How do I know he'll still be President and not impeached by the time he gets here?" said Pope Francis.

"We don't want to give him a chance to start a way" said the G-7 representatives.

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