Written by Chaitanya Keerti
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Sunday, 21 January 2007

Ten thousand people will reach to Osho Nisarga in Dharmshala, the winter capital of Himachal Pradesh, in the Himalayas on 19th March,2007, to wish Ma Yoga Neelam, happy birthday, and will stay for 21st March, Osho Enlightenment Day.

The preparations are happening at grand scale. Swami Tathagat, responsible for creating Osho Nisarga, who is also a very down-to-earth person, is busy preparing for a big party on this planet.

Ma Deva Priya, Ma Yoga Neelam's pretty daughter, will look after all the guests and lead them to Osho Shunya Mandir for regular meditations, for jet speed enlightenment.

Ma Shivam Aparna is learning new recipies and will serve the guests with continental delicasies, pastries and cakes. She is busy reading international cook-books, and meditating to have visions of divine cooking.

Swami Utsav, the world-best photographer at Osho Nisarga, is climbing Dhauladhar peaks to have the best shots of Himalayas, to enchant the guests with his slide-show in March.

Swami Chaitnya Keerti is getting ready to invite the world media to Dharmshala. He is reviving all his media connections around the world.

The invitations will be sent to Swami Anand Swabhav, Osho's ambassador for India, Swami Satya Vedant, chancellor of Osho Multiversity, Swami Chaitanya Bharti to conduct a great kirtan for all, and many more known Osholovers such as Ma Dharm Jyoti and Swami Vairagya Amrit, will be invited to grace the occasion.

In short, Osho Enlightenment 19-21 March, will be a really grand festival on the plannet, never known in the history of mankind.

See you all!

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