This morning, a current, breaking news story us unfolding here at The Spoof, when in fact an opposing news site yanked the Spoof from right under my nose, and showed it on their own site!
A scandal you might say, but I say OUTRAGE, never has Spoof been treated so roughly, never has Spoof been drained so badly, and for what? What do they enjoy from my Spoof? The latest news???
I woke up with the sun risen, and new something was up, so I walked sideways through the door, went to the toilet, picked up the oppositions printed paper, and there it was, plain as day on the front cover, MY SPOOF. I am appalled that they have stolen my Spoof, and if that's the type of journalists they are going to be, then two can play at that game. I'm gunna rip their Spoof, their Spoof is yuck compared to mine, I'm gunna suck their Spoof, right off their paper and onto this site! Go The Spoof!