The Indian government have introduced new legislation pertaining to their natural resources and now claim they are "people!"
The polluted, River Ganges, is the first one to undergo a transgender operation and government officials have been down to the banks of the huge river accompanied by religious representatives to Christen or baptise the river.
There is only one problem, the Indian Government cannot decide if the river is male or female. Indian Women's Lib groups claim the river is female because at its source, water spouts out of a mountain crevice resembling a vagina, and without water there is no life, logical!
Indian males obviously claim the river as being one of their own because they just happen to be men, and men only can think when their penis's are aroused, or are dipped in a moist vagina! Hence, without them taking a dip into the water spouting out of the mountain crevice, life could not exist, logical!
The Indian government have now decided to turn the River Ganges into a transvestite satisfying both genres and it's name will be "Ladyman GaGa Ganges" in honor of "is she or is he not?"
The reason for turning natural resources into people is logical; to stop people polluting themselves, and if that works, Jaggedone, will dedicate his ashes to the river because it proves he is not the greatest bullshitter on the planet!