Washington, DC The National Security Adviser, General Michael Flynn, who resigned/got fired for offenses including talking to the Russians and for secretly telling his friends that Ivanka's fashion line was put together in sweat shops in Shanghai.
"Mr. Flynn has promised to give us the full story of all that happened in Trump's White House and he has promised to let us know a lot of other secrets also. The FBI hopes that one of these will be the secret plan to defeat ISIS that Trump said he has!" said an FBI representative.
"Mr. Flynn has also revealed parts of Trump's Plan to Conquer the World, including the parts he had already implemented, which is sending all the latest American video games to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un" said the FBI.