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Topics: Weed, Holland, The Hague

Thursday, 16 March 2017

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The European Union's new Flagship flag, thanks to Holland leading the way again!

Dutch society is leading the way forward to reunite the somewhat distraught European Union. All of Europe was looking towards the Dutch, very flat countryside yesterday, in the hope they could adopt many of their very liberal, lovely, and quite unique symbols!

The Dutch Prime Minister, De Heer Rutte, has offered the following symbols for a "United Europe Campaign" after deep consultation with his European colleagues and here are just a few:

Wooden Clogs
Dutch Edamer / Gouda Cheese
Stroopwaffles (Syrup wafers)
North Sea Herring, eaten raw with onions
Dutch chips doused with mayonnaise (ask Pulp Fiction)
And last not least the most popular thing that Holland is renowned for; "Free the Weed!"

European Union flags will now carry these symbols and the flags hanging in Strasbourg and Brussels will be replaced with orange colored flags!

Brussels is desperate to have a "Free the Weed" flag as their Flagship Flag depicting unity and freedom for every single person living in the community, smoker or not!

Holland is very proud that they are leading the way forward with symbols that mean so much to the "Little People" instead of pussyfooting around with immigration, economics, politics in general and other Bullshit!

King Willem Alexander has approved of the new symbols being used to unify Europe and it has become a Royal order; only Turkey protested, but they're a bunch of Racist Twats!

Geert Wilders has disapproved of course and has applied for Hungarian citizenship where his policies are embraced!

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