Written by Jaggedone
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Wednesday, 8 March 2017

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Kim is always welcome to have sex in the UAE, married or not!

The UAE (United Arab Emirates) have banned all forms of sex between men and women, and any other form of sexual behaviour unless the couple participating are married!

A South African unmarried couple were caught copulating, not in public, and were arrested because they had no marriage vows and now the sexual-liberated world is in uproar over the arrest.

Unmarried couples hoping to visit the UAE have been warned no sex in hotels, no kissing in public, and certainly nothing gay or lesbian (even worse, you could end up being stoned in public!).

Sheikhs who rule the country feel that foreigners visiting the Emirates should abide by the laws of the country they are visiting. However, it seems that the Sheikhs are being rather hypocritical after Jaggedone sent his star sexy CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Nympho Mania-Gangbang, through the sewer pipes of several Sheikh palaces and discovered the following:

1) Every palace she crawled in had a Harem!
2) The young females (and even in some, males) were certainly not married and every evening a huge, black Eunuch entered the harem and picked a girl (or boy) for the Sheikh's pleasure.
3) The Harem girls (or boys) were from every corner of the Middle East and Africa and marriage seemed to be the last thing on the Sheikh's mind!
4) Of course every Sheikh had several wives, but as soon as they reached the ripe old age of 20, they were chained to the kitchen!
5) The Eunuch didn't have sex with anybody (I wonder why?)!
6) High profile foreign royalty, politicians, dirty priests, famous footballers, bank directors, actors or VIPs in general were treated to raging orgies in the harems (Need my reporter report anything more?).

So there we have it, if you aint one of the privileged rich and famous, do not travel to the UAE with your girlfriend or boyfriend for a quickie in the desert; you could end up getting your butt burnt in more ways than one!

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