A rather naive Australian dog-owner pair strolling along a free-leash beach near Sydney were transformed into a state of shock as their beloved Pitbull Terrier disappeared in shark infested waters!
"Oh my god, our beloved doggy has just been swallowed by a Great White, how dare it!" Mr Nigel, the dog's owner told police after he informed them of his great loss!
"Well sir, these things tend to happen if you let your beloved pooch run freely here on a shark infested beach area, in fact they love a pooch now and then especially if the stupid owners allow their loved one to go chasing sticks in their habitat!" A rather irritated police officer answered after being hauled out of the station whilst eating his bacon sandwich!
"But officer our dog is like a child to us, please I beg of you, do something!" Nigel replied.
"OK, we'll send some officers down here to pick up the rests after the Great White has spat them out and meanwhile we will attend to other more pressing things like arresting drug dealers, catching murderers, preventing terrorist attacks, robberies and other degenerate things that Great Whites tend to avoid! Have a nice day sir!"
Ancient Aussie proverb: A dog on a leash on the beach is worth 2 in the ocean especially when hungry Great Whites are around!