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Tuesday, 14 February 2017

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Lowton seen alive!

The funeral for Zippy "The Spoof" Avatar adorning The Spoof website and his human counterpart has been postponed due to lack of evidence.

"Were not 100% sure that they are actually dead", said the London Chief Medical Examiner in Waiting, "His wife phoned t'say 'e'd been seen takin' a piss outside local pub."

This is not the first time that Mark Lowton has been declared dead, only to reappear miraculously as somebody actually noticed his existence.

"Tis a shame," said the local funeral parlor, "Many's the time we've measured the lad for a coffin, 'ave the perfect one selected for his carcous. Bloody 'ell 'e's got more lives than stinkin' dead cat has."

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