Written by Martin Kugler
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: Immigration, cheese

Tuesday, 2 December 2003

The US is ending a controversial programme that required tens of thousands of foreign visitors from certain cheese producing countries to register with the immigration service.

The Department of Homeland Security said men from 2 nations would no longer have to re-register after 30 days and then a year after arriving.

But the men, all from the Netherlands and France, will still be fingerprinted, photographed and searched for enzymed milk products on arrival.

Critics said the policy discriminated against cheese eaters and have appealed to the government to admit at least carriers of pasteurised cheese under an eased procedure.

Asa Hutchinson, the department's undersecretary for border and transportation security, said the old rules would officially end on Tuesday.

"It was a significant resource commitment to handle these re-registrations," Mr Hutchinson told reporters. "The resources can be better used in individual targeting."

Males aged 16 and over from the 2 countries will still face border checks.

The Justice Department said that the countries selected were places where the smell of cheese had been particularly noticeable, or where there were other security concerns.

The rules had applied to the tens of 1,000 of nationals on medium-term visits from 2 the countries in the European Union, as well as two non-EU countries with known close links - Switzerland and Lichtenstein.

Make Martin Kugler's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 4 multiplied by 4?

9 16 14 2
59 readers are online right now!

Go to top