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Thursday, 16 February 2017

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This man's thoughts? Pure gold!

Barney Bard, the Trump Administration's own official, if a bit giddy, Gadfly, has released the following:

Unpleasant contemplation -- technical difficulties at a "fart to the music" concert.

People that claim to be spiritual -- just lazy fucks unwilling to adhere to the rules of organized religion.

Liberals -- Conservatives yet to be mugged by an Obamanaut. Unless of course a past assault involved a same-sex bare-bottom spanking.

Brexit -- too little, too late, too bad.

Another unpleasant contemplation -- if former Secretary of State, John Kerry, were to develop a hormonal imbalance, become awfully hirsute, and then -- gasp! -- committed suicide, how would the Japanese papers report the tragedy? Maybe "Hairy Kerry commits Hari-kari."

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