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Tuesday, 31 January 2017

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Now she really looks suspicious and needs a desperate pump!

Women entering some major European airports are being pulled aside by customs and security officers for a "tit control!"

The controls were introduced because many women entering European countries from the Far East were carrying pumps for milking their boobs but there were no babies in sight!

One Singaporean woman, who landed in Frankfurt, was asked to remove her bra and a female security officer squeezed one of them in an attempt to prove that fresh milk was being released. Sadly, she had used the pump during her long haul flight and not a drop appeared arising even more suspicion!

After the incident alarm bells rung as European Airports tightened security on women with huge boobs carrying pumps but no babies. Many male customs officers applied for the assignment of "boob squeezing" but were sternly told to go and control weird looking Muslims entering from Islamic countries and only female customs officers were allowed to squeeze suspicious boobs with no babies sucking on them!

The mystery of finding the missing babies has taken some time to solve because it seems that the mothers with milk-filled boobs travelling alone are entering Europe to find jobs so they can support the family back home and their milk pumps really do not resemble terrorist bombs.

Let us hope that "tit squeeze controls" are not implemented on US airports giving Trump even more right to sexually abuse women; his pussy grabbing policies are bad enough!

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