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Tuesday, 6 December 2016

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Trump opens his mouth and puts his foot in it again

The Chinese government have criticised Donald Trump for making a series of nuisance phone calls to Beijing, in which he has made racist comments, bizarre threats and requested help with building a great wall.

A spokesman for the Chinese government said to Western media, "Who is this Tlump? He so nasty, he call himself President Erect. Always obsessed with sex. He so nasty."

Mr Trump is accused of making a phone call to the Chinese Premier in which he said, "Harro! Harro! Chinese Raundly! Flied lice!"

The Premier hung up on him, assuming it was a prank call. But Trump called back a few minutes later, this time to the Chinese Minister of Industry. Trump said, "I want a wall! Can you help me build one? Like a takeaway - you deliver. Understand?"

The Chinese government have also asked the US government to try to stop Trump from calling them so often. They also described Trump as a mad ginger ape, and said that it was "confusing and frightening" that corrupt US democracy had allowed such a person to have access to a telephone and to be able to compete in elections.

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