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Saturday, 9 December 2006

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The Polish word Kaczka means duck - as in lame

Warsaw - (Ass Mess): Recent internet revelations concerning Nazi connections to the Polish Government-in- Exile's Warwaw embassy are threatening to bring down the administration of Prime Monster Mr Kaczynski who has complained bitterly that the outing of his fascist supporters earlier this month has exposed vulnerable links to the Plutonium 210 scam.

This week his education minister Mr Roman Get-Rich was photographed with financial backers from the Neo-fascist League of Polish Families while dressed in a swastika uniform and singing Deutchland, Deutchland, uber alles.

This did not go down too well in diplomatic circles where it was noted that the Polish word Kaczka means duck - prompting accusations of yet another lame duck/dead duck administration that's about to go down the pan multo rapido.

Polish Special Branch then found a barrel of suspect Yuletide sauerkraut at Mr Get-Rich's offical residence which tested positive for millions of radioactive spores which have proved identical to those which killed ex-KGB colonel Alexander Litvinenko.

When the education minister's Xmas card list was raided it was found to contain many addresses in Europe where traces of the lethal radioactive toxin have been discovered.

And now a sex scandal is rubbing salt into the PM's wounds alleging that his Deputy Prime Minister Mr Lepper has fathered a string of illegitimate brats by seedy old tarts who have subsequently blackmailed him for money.

One old slapper, Ms Baltic-Krumpetovska, told the Wodka Wyborowa national newspaper that Lepper was a useless old soak who never paid any child maintenance and fiddled the dole while claiming a full ministerial salary.

While this last slur is not uncommon in Polish governmental circles it is the first time that anybody has complained about the practice which was once a key deal-breaker in Polish negotiations for EU membership, along with Ministers' rights to souse their own sauerkraut and rollmop herrings during times of national crisis.

Political spread-betting index Aintgottaprayerski.com is offering odds of 2/1FAV on Lepper and Kaczynski being back in the dole queue by the end of next week.

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