Written by CaptainCanada
Rating:
Share/Bookmark
Print this

Tuesday, 9 August 2016

Ottawa, Canada - In a shocking move, the Canadian government has announced it will be building a wall with the United States. Originally they weren't planning to build a wall along the entire US border, but the government insisted that a wall would make Canada a safer place.

"The Chinese have done it, the Americans want to do it, well so do we" said Justin Trudeau in a press conference about the governments decision. When asked who would pay for it, Trudeau simply said "Why the Americans of course!"

The public has showed large support for the move but critics believe a wall would be too costly, however the Canadian government says it will be done.

Make CaptainCanada's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!



Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 multiplied by 2?

7 20 6 19
46 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more