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Monday, 18 July 2016

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Time is up for gay supermen on Lesbos after Turkish rear-end coup!

After the unsuccessful coup to turf out President Erdogan in Turkey he has decided to expand his empire by attacking and annexing the Greek Island Lesbos!

Turkish troops in overfilled rowing boats waving Erdogan forever flags hit the Lesbos main beach at dawn today before pairs of lesbian, Homo, and other couples could put bath towels on their deck chairs. They then stormed Lesbos hotels mainly reserved for gay/lesbian couples visiting their favourite holiday destination apart from Gran Canaria & Ibiza!

Still lying in bed, the shocked tourists were forced into their swimming trunks and bikinis, goose-marched to the beach, forced into over-filled rubber dinghy's and told to head for the Libyan coast where a welcoming committee of ISIS terrorist troops would be waiting!

President Erdogan gave the following statement re this shock, outrageous coup and here it is:

"After repelling the scum who attempted to turn my beloved Ottoman Empire into a playground for anything that goes we decided to reclaim Lesbos because Greeks practiced anal-sex 5000 years ago and we still have not recovered!Lawrence of Arabia also never recovered!"

Greece are planning to invade Lesbos but cannot afford the kerosine to fill up their ancient warplanes so they asked incoming President Trump for help; he told them to F++K themselves because he hates that type of people too!

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