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Thursday, 7 December 2006

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In the ongoing radiation poisoning saga, the toxic Polonium 210 has infected two more victims. President George W. Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair have both tested positive with Polonium 210 poisoning. The highly radioactive material is deadly, but in the case of the two leaders, the toxic has miraculous affected only the medulla oblongata [a lower portion of the brainstem, which controls autonomic functions and relays nerve signals between the brain and spinal cord].

"By some unexplainable medical first, the two leaders will not succumb to the poisoning, nor is their health compromised in any way", explained Dr. Isidore Haufmayer - Chief Neurosurgeon at Langley Medical Institute. The two leaders have since been discharged with a clean bill of health by the top Medical Institute.

Dr Haufmayer was concerned though, with the leaders reasoning capabilities. "The reaction of the radiation on their brain will only affect and numb their perspective to truth, facts and honesty; in a nutshell they are doomed to live in denial for the rest of their lives", warned the doctor.

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