Written by thomas o'hanlon
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Topics: Jesus, Anti-Christ

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

The anti-Christ today issued a brief and terse statement today at the law offices of his agent on Earth Brimstone Law:

"I am postponing my arrival until you people do something about this ISIS stuff. Come on, can't we just follow the script, nowhere in the book can any mention of these clowns be found! We had planned very carefully and played our parts superbly and now this glitch?"

When suggested by a reporter that many of us thought Isis and the anti-Christ were the same, the anti-Christ became very agitated and asked rhetorically "Have you seen you-tube, for shit-sake? Those guys are wack!"

When this reporter asked if perhaps the anti-Christ was being a bit of a wimp, this reporter was elevated by an unseen force and hurled against the back wall.

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